I Love Jokes And Riddles

A woman rushes to her doctor, looking very worried, and says: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled, my skin all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes bloodshot and I had this corpse-like look on my face. What’s wrong with me?”
Her doctor looks her over and says: “Well, I can tell you there’s nothing wrong with your eyesight.”