I Love Jokes And Riddles
Puns
A cat ate some cheese and waited for a mouse with baited breath.
I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention.
I hate Russian Dolls they are so full of themselves.
I’m close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don’t know y..
The new jail tunnel was a runaway success.
A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. ‘Are you the friar?’ he asks. ‘No. I’m the chip monk,’ he replies.
The raisin wined about how he couldn’t achieve grapeness.
I used to be a baby but I grew out of it!
Last week I called a lady a watering hole but I meant well.
What do you call a pony with a raspy voice? A little hoarse.
The policemen said if I didn’t pay my library fine he would have to book me.
I just bought a thesaurus from the book store, however when I got home I found that all the pages were blank! I have no words to describe how angry I am.
I don’t think I need a spine. It’s holding me back.
My girlfriend has a collection of panties because she never wears them out.
Did you know that dogs cannot run an MRI but catscan?
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu
A cat ate some cheese and waited for a mouse with baited breath.
I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention.
I hate Russian Dolls they are so full of themselves.
I’m close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don’t know y..
The new jail tunnel was a runaway success.
A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. ‘Are you the friar?’ he asks. ‘No. I’m the chip monk,’ he replies.
The raisin wined about how he couldn’t achieve grapeness.
I used to be a baby but I grew out of it!
Last week I called a lady a watering hole but I meant well.
What do you call a pony with a raspy voice? A little hoarse.
The policemen said if I didn’t pay my library fine he would have to book me.
I just bought a thesaurus from the book store, however when I got home I found that all the pages were blank! I have no words to describe how angry I am.
I don’t think I need a spine. It’s holding me back.
My girlfriend has a collection of panties because she never wears them out.
Did you know that dogs cannot run an MRI but catscan?
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu
