I Love Jokes And Riddles
A man walks into a bar and is obviously way too drunk so the bartender tells him I'm not going to serve you you're too drunk go home. So the man gets up and walks out.
Next thing you know the bartender sees the man coming in through the side door, walks up to the bar and sits down and the bartender says I just told you I'm not going to serve you you're too drunk get out of here go home! If i see you again, I'm calling the cops.
Grumbling and looking confused, the man stumbles back out the side door. A few minutes later the same man come stumbling in through the back door. Makes his way up to the bar sits down and the bartender, exasperated, says what the hell are ya doin?
The drunk man slaps his head in disbelief and says jeezus how many bars do you work at?
Next thing you know the bartender sees the man coming in through the side door, walks up to the bar and sits down and the bartender says I just told you I'm not going to serve you you're too drunk get out of here go home! If i see you again, I'm calling the cops.
Grumbling and looking confused, the man stumbles back out the side door. A few minutes later the same man come stumbling in through the back door. Makes his way up to the bar sits down and the bartender, exasperated, says what the hell are ya doin?
The drunk man slaps his head in disbelief and says jeezus how many bars do you work at?
