I Love Jokes And Riddles
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick.
So he phoned the employee's home phone number and a young boy answered and said his dad and Mum were in the garden but could not answer as they were talking to several policemen who had dogs with them..
Wondering what was going on, the boss asked, 'May I speak with a policeman?'
' No, they are very busy , ' whispered the child.
'Busy doing what?'
' Talking to Daddy and trying to calm my Mummy. '
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'
'It's a helicopter ' answered the whispering voice.
'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
'The search team just landed a helicopter '
'A search team?' said the boss. 'What are they searching for?'
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle.... ' ME '
So he phoned the employee's home phone number and a young boy answered and said his dad and Mum were in the garden but could not answer as they were talking to several policemen who had dogs with them..
Wondering what was going on, the boss asked, 'May I speak with a policeman?'
' No, they are very busy , ' whispered the child.
'Busy doing what?'
' Talking to Daddy and trying to calm my Mummy. '
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'
'It's a helicopter ' answered the whispering voice.
'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
'The search team just landed a helicopter '
'A search team?' said the boss. 'What are they searching for?'
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle.... ' ME '
