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Racial Profiling
I was standing at the bar in the Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer.
I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"
He says, "No, I don't. And furthermore, why the hell would you ask me that? Is it because I'm Chinese?"
"No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little prick".
MissPriscillaPrim · 70-79, T
I was worried where this joke was headed, but that's a good one! Kinda like Seinfeld asking directions from the hot-headed Chinese mailman...
Rusham · M
Hehe. It redeemed itself. @MissPriscillaPrim
MissPriscillaPrim · 70-79, T
Then there's the one about a businessman from... pick your own Asian country... about to return home from his first visit to NYC, surprised when converting dollars to his own money that the exchange rate left him with less than he expected. He's told, "Sorry Sir, but that's just fluctuations." He replies, "What? Well then, fluck you Americans too!" (Jokes can involve race without being racist.)
Rusham · M
Hehe a good one.
Yes very true.

 
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