I Love Jokes And Riddles

Luck Has Its Limitations...
A social misfit walks into his local pub with a big grin on his
face.<br style="display: none" />


&quot;What are you so happy about?&quot; asks the barman.<br style="display: none" />


&quot;Well I'll tell you,&quot; replies the ugly bloke.<br style="display: none" />
&quot;You know I live by
the railway, well on my way home last night I noticed a young
woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies.<br style="display: none" />
I, of course, went
and cut her free and took her back to my place.<br style="display: none" />
Anyway, to cut a
long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all
over the house.<br style="display: none" />
We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on
top!&quot;

&quot;Fantastic,&quot; exclaimed the barman. &quot;You lucky sod.<br style="display: none" />
Was she
pretty?&quot;

&quot;I dunno, I never found her head.<br style="display: none" />
&quot;