I Love Jokes And Riddles

Wedding Present...
Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching
the radiant bride as her father escorted her down
the aisle to give away to groom.<br style="display: none" />
They reached the
altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her
father and placed some thing in his hand.<br style="display: none" />


Everyone in the room was wondering what was
given to the father by bride.<br style="display: none" />


The father could feel the suspense in the air and
all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say
something.<br style="display: none" />
Therefore, he announced, &quot;Ladies and
Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my life.<br style="display: none" />
&quot;

Then he raises his hands with what his daughter
gave him and continued, &quot;My daughter finally, finally
returned my credit card to me.&quot;

The whole audience including priest started laughing.<br style="display: none" />


For some strange reason, the poor groom didn't.<br style="display: none" />