I Love Jokes And Riddles

Decisions...
A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband Bill was
not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs.<br style="display: none" />


Bill was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in
front of him.<br style="display: none" />
He appeared to be in deep thought, just staring at
the wall.<br style="display: none" />
She saw Bill wipe a tear from his eye and take a sip of
his coffee.<br style="display: none" />


&quot;What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of
night?&quot; she asked.<br style="display: none" />


&quot;Do you remember twenty years ago when we were dating, and you
were only 16?&quot; Bill asked.<br style="display: none" />


&quot;Yes, I do,&quot; she replied.<br style="display: none" />


&quot;Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of
my car making love?&quot;

&quot;Yes, I remember.<br style="display: none" />
&quot;

&quot;Do you remember when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said,
'Either you marry my daughter, or spend twenty years in jail'&quot;

&quot;Yes, I do,&quot; she said.<br style="display: none" />


Bill wiped another tear from his cheek and said, &quot;You know . . .<br style="display: none" />

I would have gotten out today.<br style="display: none" />
&quot;