I Love Jokes And Riddles

The Confession... An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest,
"Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11
grandchildren, and last night I had an affair and made love to
two 18-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice."

The priest says: "Well, my son, when was the last time you were
in confession?"

"Never Father, I'm Jewish."

"So then, why are you telling me?"

"I'm telling everybody."