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Can you give me an example of an oxymoron.

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29 replies
May 23, 2020
FloorGenAdm · 46-50, M
Cardboard boxes that say do not open with sharp instruments, so what do you recommend Mr. Cardboard Box? 📦️
Valentine · M

Nah, that’s not an oxymoron, that’s just stoopid. Lol.
FloorGenAdm · 46-50, M
[@137437,Valentine] Jumbo shrimp. 🦐
Valentine · M
[@454355,FloorGenAdm] that’s sort of better, yes 😂
Midnightoker1 · 56-60, M Best Answer
My dad used to beat me cause I used too many Oxymorons.

Things could get pretty ugly.
Valentine · M

Love it. Possible BA coming your way.

Midnightoker1 · 56-60, M
[@137437,Valentine] :)
SamtheDog · M
Tough love
Valentine · M

Love this.

Have your heard June Tabor’s ‘Hard Love’

Captures this beautifully.
StellasXOF · 36-40
Dry water
Valentine · M

Never heard this said.

Clearly you have.

Example context please?
Lostpoet · 31-35, M
Straylight · 26-30, F
[@780464,Lostpoet] Hey, he's not an oxy! 🤭
Valentine · M
[@695370,Straylight] Ooooo, did you see that LostPoet, did you see wot she did??! She did slip a very silent and steely knife in, funny though, because she did a “🤭” afterwards, which sort of makes it
Valentine · M
[@780464,Lostpoet] violent femm? Now you’re just getting sexist. You’re flapping about like a dying fish in the bottom of a boat. I expected better from a poet. Even a lost one. Lol.
TinyViolins · 26-30, M
I always found the term 'religious freedom' to be quite the oxymoron
Valentine · M

Yes, I’m on your wavelength.

I will post my poem ‘My God’.

It sort of comes to the same conclusion.

I am an atheist, by the way. I think.
pagandad · 61-69, M
Someone stupid enough to become addicted to oxycodone is an oxymoron.
Valentine · M

Lol. Nice try.

Next, you’ll be suggesting people who breathe oxygen are too?
pagandad · 61-69, M
[@137437,Valentine] OOOOH ! sorry to hit close to home. It was meant as a sarcastic pun. Remember, oxygen is necessary for life, opioids are not.
Valentine · M
Lol. With you now. Thank you.
quitwhendone · 46-50, M
Military intelligence
Valentine · M
Oooo, looks to see if we have any veterans here!
Perhaps also ‘truthful politicians’?
The expression to “turn up missing” .
Did it ‘turn up’ ?
Or is it ‘missing’?
Valentine · M
Lol. Do I perceive this has been eating away at you, deep down, for some many years now?!

Yes, I think you could be right 🤗

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