Tell me a dark joke?

A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy.

“Magic beer,” he says.

“Oh, yeah? What’s so magical about it?”

Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, flies around the building, then finally returns to his seat with a triumphant smile.

“Amazing!” the man says. “Lemme try some of that!” The man grabs the beer. He downs it, leaps off the roof – and plummets 15 storeys to the ground.

The bartender shakes his head. “You know, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk, Superman.”

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

A priest - a rabbi and a telephone operator went in a bar - the bartender flipped the switch then it was hard to see.

The End

Today’s weather, bright and sunny during the day, dark and forboding tonight.

Q: What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson’s funeral?

A: Nothing.

I'm past all that only light hearted humour for me

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