I’m a genie 🧞‍♀️ Make your wishes punk.

marsbar · F

Please make me younger & sexier.

SW-User

I wish that I had the ability to overcome my fears.

Zaphod42 · 46-50, M

A wallet that can never be lost and always has exactly as much money as I need in it.

PervertedPrincessOfDeath · 26-30, T

Wish one scarlet johansons address
Wish two chloroform
Wish three an ifinate supply of custard 😈

Carver · 31-35, F

I wish to be the Queen of Italy, to have an endless supply of coffee and to turn invisible at will.

SailorMarz · F

Make my tits forever perky and youthful

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Thevy29 · 41-45, M

Give me the wisdom of a 90 year old. The body of a 20 year old and the energy of a 4 year old.

BeefySenpie · M

You marry her so I can be best man. Make sure she's got fine bridesmaids 🤭

texasdaddydom · 51-55, M

win lottery and regain perfect health and fitness

Asm0deus · F

Give me the power to enchant. Please and thank you 😌

saragoodtimes · F

make me irresistible

Mona86 · C

Give me my money back and Elliott

Sicarium · 46-50, M

Are you a "jailbait teen pop star genie in a bottle" or a "I'm gonna parse your words to twist each of your wishes into some existential crisis for your very being" type genie?

SW-User

Doraemon's front pocket and docodemo door (or however it spelled)

DarlingSelah ·

I want a cherry cheesecake

Keeper · M

*Signs NHL contract*

Thanks 👌