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Your car is so ugly you have to sneak up to the pump just to get gas! John Milner in American Graffiti
LukeTheDuke · M
@SW-User lol🤣
Fairydust · F
[image deleted]Spike:
I knew a girl at school called Pandora. Never got to see her box, though.
Lol 😂
I knew a girl at school called Pandora. Never got to see her box, though.
Lol 😂
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Experienced33 · M
@Fairydust With Hugh Grant and Julia Roberts?
Fairydust · F
@Experienced33 yeah it’s one of my favourites.
Experienced33 · M
@Fairydust 👍
MiserableAtBest · 18-21, F
"McLovin? What kind of stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?"
Experienced33 · M
"I'll Have What She's Having"....from When Harry Met Sally..
Experienced33 · M
@Fairydust No kidding...same reaction..? 🤣
Fairydust · F
@Experienced33 hahaha 😳
Experienced33 · M
@Fairydust 😜
I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
LukeTheDuke · M
That’s good - which film? @stound
@LukeTheDuke christmas vacation.
Fairydust · F
leyla don't make me get the hose
BeefySenpie · M
I'll be back
PrivateHell · M
LukeTheDuke · M
Hasta la vista, baby! @BeefySenpie
PrivateHell · M
"The bullet went all the way through. You were lucky."
"Been shot plenty of times, never felt lucky about it."- Kurt Russell in "Tango and Cash"
"Been shot plenty of times, never felt lucky about it."- Kurt Russell in "Tango and Cash"
LukeTheDuke · M
Good one @PrivateHell
PrivateHell · M
Fairydust · F
@PrivateHell did you see the size of that chicken 🐓
"There are 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." The Blues Brothers
Azlotto · M
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
Azlotto · M
@LukeTheDuke Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
MarmeeMarch · M
"ladies and gentlemen of the juh .. juh .. juh .....jury. "
MarmeeMarch · M
@LukeTheDuke Come on - guess - let the people guess they know....
Fairydust · F
@MarmeeMarch jack Nicholson?
MarmeeMarch · M
@Fairydust no - it's a comedy
PrivateHell · M
"Nonsense! They only say 'never' because no one ever has." Wesley in "The Princess Bride"
Coralmist · 41-45, F
"NOTHING!, is what it seems" -Al Pacino... The Recruit.
passingby8 · 31-35, F
Heres another gem!XD
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PrivateHell · M
PrivateHell · M
passingby8 · 31-35, F
JaggedLittlePill · 46-50, F
“I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull’s ass, but I’d rather take a butcher’s word for it.”
“Hey, I’ll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher’s ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn’t you rather to take his word for it?”
“Hey, I’ll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher’s ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn’t you rather to take his word for it?”