Do you slap your own ass to remind yourself you got bills to pay?

No. I use my Echo as a reminder.

"Alexa, set a timer to remind me to smack my ass to remind me I've got bills to pay."

It works like a champ.

No, you pervert. I slap the cat because it's supposed to be bringing the checks to the mailbox!

I slap my own ass cause no one else will

No, because im only 22 and the only bills I have to pay are my college fees. But technically my dad pays the fees, but i still scold my self when the uni reminds me that I have to my fees and I don't

No, I need someone to do it for me...

Why would I do that? Is not like slapping my own a$$ will pay the bills anyway...

That is unless I become a stripper.....
Which won't happen...

My ass has enough of it's own problems, it does not need any of mine.

No, I let the bills speak for themselves.

No but maybe I should, or somebody else should.

No just nag the hubby to pay them it’s more fun lol

Yes but not for that reason