Am I a bad person because I totally rely on other people's questions and never ask any of my own (except for this one)?

@Miram So, in other words, you don't just have a secret supply of chocolate, you are eating it... right now.

@MarkPaul I have yogurt besides of me in bed

@Miram You know... that was my hunch... until now. I knew it!

@LyricalOne Hmmmm... I suppose I should be jealous. Will this show up on my permanent record?

@MarkPaul I’ll write it with invisible ink this time but you need to get with the program.

@LyricalOne Okay... thanks... [leaves office with scowl and red faced anger building while mumbling] "Why... one day I will just up and quit."

@Keraunos Dude! Come on... do you really think I am going to give you an opportunity to sway the committee with your sophisticated swagger and your know-it-all attitude. No... I am on to your little tricks. Don't worry... you will have your time in front of the committee... but it's not now.

If you are the only member who can be trusted to remain immune to my silver-tongued chicanery, that can't be much of a committee. You may want to consider effecting a coup and seizing sole power.

@Keraunos Well, it's not like that... I mean... the thing is... Okay... it's like... there is this process... right? It's already in place and you know... it's not like we can just change everything because you all of a sudden want this universal access to the committee... I mean that would be horrific at this point. No... I think we just need to let the process work itself out... and... you know... the committee will be made know to you... right... I mean at the right time. So... yeah.... Besides... this is a team play organization... so you know... we don't do power plays here. But, you'll get all that in orientation, I'm sure.

@TotalMiss Nice try... I'm a vegetarian.

@SW-User Well, you're basically blaming me for... you know... being honest.

@MarkPaul no... I'm stating a fact.

@SW-User Well, there's not much we can do now, but deal with it. The koshka is out of the bag, if you know what I mean.

@boklenholley7 I'm not sure that's good company to be in.

@SW-User Well, you see... I mean... [cough].... it's not really my fault.

@JustLikeGreta I should have known! Damn it.