Am I a bad person because I totally rely on other people's questions and never ask any of my own (except for this one)?

@LyricalOne So, NOW the truth comes out.

@MarkPaul Someone had to tell you and I have broad internet shoulders. 🏋

@LyricalOne Hmmmm... I suppose I should be jealous. Will this show up on my permanent record?

@MarkPaul I’ll write it with invisible ink this time but you need to get with the program.

@LyricalOne Okay... thanks... [leaves office with scowl and red faced anger building while mumbling] "Why... one day I will just up and quit."