The one thing I have to say about pickup lines is they show a girl what they are dealing with. The "tits on a stick" thing should have received a good slap. Unless that was what you wanted to hear. LOL
Well my cousin's pick up line is "do ya wanna go to a party tonight," when the girl asks where the party is he says, "the party's in my pants." He's almost 60 years old now and still single!😁