I need a guy who can pull me down to earth...

This should work..!

🥰

Well I keep people grounded due to sheer fat🥴

🤔 I need cinnamon churros...😋

I use 3 different methods for that
First: I roll my eyes
Second: in a deep voice I say we need to talk
Third: is the old dependable jap slap to the cranial area

I'm way too old. Old as dirt.

Why not do it yourself if you think it's a problem and can recognise it

I suggest finding someone to assist you fight your addiction to helium first.

I need to woman who can deflate my massive ego.

You need somebody to bring you back to Earth from Jupiter? 😆

Tie yourself to a line and anchor the other end to his soul.

Optimistic is good though. Just keep it realistic ☺️