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Harriet03 · 41-45, F
Just "accidentally" drop your groceries in the supermarket.
They'll come running.
That's how I got mine.
True story!
They'll come running.
That's how I got mine.
True story!
quitwhendone · M
@Harriet03 🙄
Harriet03 · 41-45, F
DrWatson · 70-79, M
Once, I was stopped by two women who were on a "scavenger hunt" as part of a bachelorette party. One of their tasks was to collect three pickup lines, so they asked me for one. I told them, "I've always been kind of a nerd. I don't have any pickup lines."
They stared at each other, and one said, "What a great pickup line!"
Who knew?
They stared at each other, and one said, "What a great pickup line!"
Who knew?
JustEd · 41-45, M
Smell my finger...that could be you.
Somewhereovertherainbow · 46-50, F
@JustEd I’d run and never look back
JustEd · 41-45, M
@Somewhereovertherainbow Hahaha. What!? That’s not a good pickup line?
Not mine, but one that was used on me years ago when I was in my 20's...
So I'm in a grocery store at the butcher counter looking over the packaged steaks, and I run into this chick that used to be married to a close friend of mine.
Small talk ensues, she lets me know her kid is at her mom's for the week .... blah, blah, blah......and then she picks up a steak out of the counter and says...
[b]"This steak looks tasty, but I'd rather spend the afternoon checking out your meat."[/b]
We just left our carts right there ............
So I'm in a grocery store at the butcher counter looking over the packaged steaks, and I run into this chick that used to be married to a close friend of mine.
Small talk ensues, she lets me know her kid is at her mom's for the week .... blah, blah, blah......and then she picks up a steak out of the counter and says...
[b]"This steak looks tasty, but I'd rather spend the afternoon checking out your meat."[/b]
We just left our carts right there ............
Mamapolo2016 · F
*smiles behind mask* Hi! I'm here to pick up my order!
Works EVERY time.
Works EVERY time.
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Let's go to the rock quarry because I'm a little boulder there
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP
You and me baybe ain’t nothing but mammals...
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FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F
Do you want to come to my place and help me move some furniture..wink wink.
If it doesnt work out at least you can rearrange your living room.
If it doesnt work out at least you can rearrange your living room.
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[quote]Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.[/quote]
nedkelly · 61-69, M
Do not have any - that my wife would approve
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My smile is my best pick up line. Why use words at all?
Cuda6868 · 51-55, M
I can wiggle my tongue for three hours non stop 😂
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Just my best pick up
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assemblingaknob · 26-30, F
I don't have one.
Dolimyte · 41-45, M
It's a Hemi.
Somewhereovertherainbow · 46-50, F
“How you doin”
Rpfun78 · 61-69, M
I complement their smiles especially if they’re wearing a low-cut top. Being that I’m 6 foot two and the average woman is about 5 foot six are usually have a good view of both ha ha
NerdyPotato · M
I don't have any I'd actually use, but this is one that fits my nerdy side:
Would you like to come to MySpace and Twitter my YouTube until I Google all over your Facebook?
Would you like to come to MySpace and Twitter my YouTube until I Google all over your Facebook?
PeterJ · 51-55, M
Chevy Silverado....lol