Give me your cringiest pick up line

I heard milk was good for you but damn, how much did you drink?

"If I was 20 years younger, I'd be all over you." 😏

Hahaha. Here’s one that made me cringe. : if you were looking in the mirror and holding 11 roses, you’d be looking at the 12 most beautiful things in the world.

I just think that being honest is the best policy and why don’t you just use one of your groups that you chose, and say, “I am gorgeous, cute, and funny.” I mean, who wouldn’t want to be with someone who projects such confidence, and is funny?

Im no mathematician, but give me your number and see what I can do with it.

"You're hot like a Big Mac and fries."

Someone actually used that on me before.

Open your thighs and you'll get a surprise

Can I get into your pants, because you just made me shit mine?...

Let me clean you off a place to sit. *Wipes Goatee

You must be from Tennessee cuz you’re the only 10 I see.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause Jamaican me crazy ;)

I've had these attempted on me.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again.

I forgot my phone number can I have yours.

You turned my software into hardware.

Can you please help me take my sick puppy to the wet (( cry))

hell no... I don't share!

What’s POF?

Say something mean I'm having a hard time not faking in love with you.

Are you living a life of quiet desperation or are you married?

My guilty concience is the mother of your invention.

I've never seen anyone as good looking as you find me.

Are you into threesomes ?

Hey sweetcheeks you shore looks smexy

Can you tell me when this place gets to England?

If I look confused it's because I'm thinking.

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