>:o *Thinks she'z an unfashionable'z untrendie'z duck's now'z!!* >:o LIEK YEW'Z!! >:o *Kicks yurr waddley face!!*
CarefulTreading
O-0 *Thinks ducks ha'z weirds breeding'z skill'z..* >:O I'LL TURN YURR MOMMA INTEW DUCK SEWP'S IF YAH DON'T GET OWT MAH FACE!! >:o *Pushes yew down'z likes a boss!!*
CarefulTreading
*Wishes I hadn't worn flip flops!!* D': Yew monster!! D'x *Attacks yew with bag of bread!!*
CarefulTreading
D': *Freezes in terror at yurr duck muscles and power'z!!*
CarefulTreading
D': *Behgs for murr'see and fashion'z yew a stale bread crown to wear upon yurr Ducky head'z!!* D'x
CarefulTreading
:'c *Is humiliated'z and all'z I did'z was show yew'z love'z!!* X'c People lied'z when they said'z ducki's was better'er'z than beaver'z!! *Ruhn'z away crying'z!!*