Boys, jealous of my 🍆 much?

Beautiful aubergine specimens 😍


I finally got to use a new word I just learned *squeals*😏

Of - 75 year old breasts ?

Swollen

Mine looked like that when it got trapped in a car door

How, you ask? I was trying to fuck a seatbelt, ok?? 😤

I don't like to talk about it 😔

It's what you do with it that matters 😌

I detest them 😱

Dude be faintin when he gets an erection hahaha

They’re more jealous of your cucumbers 🥒

Girls love a man with big “produce”

i'll take the one on the right pls

Those need to go in the compost bin. 😖

Can I cook them?

I love eggplant 😋 mmmm

No, I hate aubergine,

I think I’m in love 😍

Eye watering.









And yes i am.

It looks a little sore😟

That's one fat dick.

Oh daaaayum

Nice girth

Yes

Auffffff
[gets moist from excitement]

Envious...I want it! 😏

Moussaka?

Well damn

I just finished eating