I would love to be at a circus or childrens' show and get "volunteered" for a good custard pie in my face. I would just stand with my hands on my hips whilst being pied letting the plate and crust fall to the floor revealing my pie covered face.
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While that wasn't how I expected that to turn out, I'm still confused as to whether or not it's a fetish :?