A friend sent me this as she thinks I fit it

How to be a good housewife, 1950's style
Have dinner ready
Prepare Yourself
Be happy for him
Clear away the clutter
Cater to his comfort
Minimize all noise
Be happy to see him
Greet him with a warm smile
Listen to him
Don't great him with complaints or problems
Don't complain if he's late to dinner
Make him comfortable