What spray tan do you recommend to turn orange?

I’d call the White House for that info. +1 (202) 456-1111

Are you trying to be an oompa lopa?

It's called orang-u-tan.

1. Eat lots of KFC.
2. Drink lots of Diet Coke.
3. After shaving, rub Cheeto(TM) dust on your exposed skin (except directly under your eyes).

Idk, but Melania's always looks good.

3 billion dollar spray tan

Put em all on! 😉