Let's say HELL is real. And GOD is ready to throw you in the Pit. What are your final words?

"Harambe didn't die for this!" 😵

"Where do you think I came from?"

Just a point of clarification, God doesn't throw you in, you choose to go there on your own.

I'd say, "I've been expecting this. Honey, I'm home!" while willingly jumping into the pit.

"Well, this is unexpected."

thanks for giving me a final chance

ummm.. how about "PLEASE don't throw me in that pit!!!!"

I will be ruling shortly.

Il be back...

It's a fair cop

"Pffttt!"

I am baaaaaaaack!

Hmmmmm you mistook me for the girl next door....

Geronimo!

hasta la vista, baby
*slow mo thumbs up as i'm lowered into hell*

I am home now

i am going home 😈

Bring it on!

Yay.

"Delete my browser history!"

Not sure, probably something really crap, the really really witty or intelligent line would occur to me whilst falling but it'd be too late by then, it's usually the way, the witty reposte or stunning one liner when I've walked away..fml. 😁

I heard hell is on earth so if u get casted down you need to improve on your previous visit until u good enough to walk in all clean

"fuck yall"

You're a fucking asshole. You made an entire species just to watch us struggle with things that you could have easily given us the answers to. You say you want love, but all you'd have had to do is fucking show yourself and you would have received it. Fuck you, I'll gladly jump into this fucking pit, don't waste your infinite energy pushing me in.

"God you're an asshole P.S. please clear my web browser don't be a dick jus do it"

I'd tell him to go fuck himself, and then jump in.