“CoViD-19 vAcCiNe hAs a mIcRoChIp iN iT..“

"I don't want the government to track me with a microchip," they say on all their social media accounts, using their smartphone, while telling their smart home setup to turn down the lights because they're going to drive to the gym in their GPS-equipped car, where they'll use their smartwatch to track their workout.

Hey, Siri. Is the government tracking me with a vaccine?

So does my dog.

Yeah, seems as if tracking through iPhone/Android, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, and slack is only accurate to within 3mm, and it can't predict if you want darker or lighter toast with your daily breakfast.

Yeah ever since I got my vaccine I can do math in my head so there must be some kind off micro chip in the vaccine (just goofing around). Cheers!

"The vaccine has microchips! The government will monitor you and send subliminal messages! Alexa, play some music."

"There's a microchip in the vaccine so the government will know where I go."

...meanwhile, they're "checking in" on Facebook.

Well if I get chipped so be it

I’ve never seen him from waist down. So weird to see his pants too

Good news... my cat doesn't have a micro chip in him... 🤷‍♀️