How will you describe coronavirus to your grandchildren?

China virus

My grandchildren are young adults. They can take it from here.

The reason why toilet paper went extinct in 2020

Back when I was 27, zombies rose from the earth with a disease called the coronavirus. In their hand they held beer bottles, hit people over the head with them and filled the glass of their victims blood.

That time when the world panicked way more than necessary and thought the solution to the problem was 12 years worth of toilet paper.

That was our first pandemic. People still went outside before that one. Of course, we weren't microchipped yet

[i]“Back in my day, we were studying and working during a pandemic you spoiled generation XOXO”[/i]

[i]"Remember all those times I said humans will panic over anything...? So yeah"[/i]

"Remember those months when you didnt get spoiled rotten after school?"

Hopefully it will have long gone by the time my children are old enough to have children.

It was just like swine flue and all the rest of the shit

I'll tell 'em nature was culling the herd, that's my best guess

Make sure you always have atleast 3 rolls at all times 🧻

A democratic plot to take over the world.

Won't be possible