Save the rainforest, stop using plastic straws

Start using plastic straws.
They cut down the forest for the paper ones. And it takes 3 paper ones to do the job of one plastic.

Save a rain forest.. don’t cut it down? 🤔

OK, I'll do it, but you gotta promise the Rain Forst will be safe!

Ummm. Different things

Oh?

okay

Well what the hell am I supposed to do with all this meth???

Just look at all these evil environmentalist Nazis! cutting down rain forests to make paper straws! 🤔