have you ever broken a dildo?.

Challenge accepted

They just stop working! I assume it's just poor quality. The kids making them need better supervision.

It wasn't hard.... 😕

Yes! I did and I was pissed, it was my favorite at the time.

Yes, it was completely demoralized afterward.

I'm not sure how you break one unless it falls apart.
Can you imagine
WHERE THE HELL IS THE END?? IT'S COME OFF! WHERE? I DON'T KNOW! I CAN'T FIND IT IN THE BED!! BLOODY HELL!!!

how does one even think up this shit ? , lol

I used it as a fetching toy for your dog.

Motors burn out in vibes...

Jesus... 😆