have you ever broken a dildo?.

Challenge accepted

They just stop working! I assume it's just poor quality. The kids making them need better supervision.

It wasn't hard.... 😕

Yes! I did and I was pissed, it was my favorite at the time.

Yes, it was completely demoralized afterward.

I used it as a fetching toy for your dog.

Jesus... 😆

Motors burn out in vibes...

I'm not sure how you break one unless it falls apart.
Can you imagine
WHERE THE HELL IS THE END?? IT'S COME OFF! WHERE? I DON'T KNOW! I CAN'T FIND IT IN THE BED!! BLOODY HELL!!!

how does one even think up this shit ? , lol