@CountScrofula I can laugh about it now though!! lol that experience is the reason I don’t think im gonna do them again. For a lonnnggg time. If ever. I have flashbacks when I think about doing them 😂 and I can never eat watermelon sour patch kids again😂
A pothead, a drunk, an acid-head and J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, high epopt and Slack-Master of the subGenius Church, had all stayed too late into the night in the private backroom of a certain adult establishment. The gal at the front desk was a college student, just wanted to get home and didn't bother to check the back room, so the four of them were locked in. Said the pothead, "We can just sit here... someone will open the place in nine hours." The drunk said "Nah, let's break the door down!" The acid-head said, "Hey man, let's just float out through the keyhole!" Then "Bob" grinned "Great idea!" and floated out through the keyhole. PRAISE "BOB"
@MissPriscillaPrim If you're gonna rock the Church of the SubGenius stuff, I am 100% on board.
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I went out on my 22nd birthday, got super drunk with my friends. Hitched a ride in a Van with carpeting got really stoned with a group of strangers. We went to a rave where I took ecstasy grinded with from what I remember to be a very attractive woman. My boyfriend at the time found me got really angry took me out of the club and I kicked his windshield and spider webbed it real good as he was trying to force me to leave with him. Then my friends decided it would be a good idea to take me to another ex boyfriends house where I drank a bottle of wine and played with his spoons for a seriously long time until I fell a sleep and woke up 2 days later.
so many😄. once when i selling tickets at a midnight movie, i saw a drunk guy coming out of the bathroom. as he walked, he threw up beefaroni kept walking and slipped and fell in it.
@DuchessOfMapleSyrup When I was a kid in Normal Sunday school, J.R. "Bob" Dobbs passed me a picture of a can labeled Beefaroni pouring out shoe leather in vomit sauce, and that was the last white Sunday School class I attended.
First time i tried cocaine i went to the casino and made a thousand dollar bet on black and it won so i went to the clubs and shouted a bunch of thirsty hoes until i ran outta money 😁
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Reminds me of the TV commercial when J.R. "Bob" Dobbs told America, "This is your brain on drugs with hash browns and a side order of bacon."
@MissPriscillaPrim And "Bob" smiled while he ate America's brains on TV and I awoke and the trump-baby was President Pence's talking butthole. Or was that Cthulhu's slavering piehole on my TV?
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A friend, recently telling us that, he can't remember two years of his life, like he wasn't there at all, due to heavy drug use.
