What's the best story you have relating to drugs, alcohol, wild behaviour in general?

I went out on my 22nd birthday, got super drunk with my friends. Hitched a ride in a Van with carpeting got really stoned with a group of strangers. We went to a rave where I took ecstasy grinded with from what I remember to be a very attractive woman. My boyfriend at the time found me got really angry took me out of the club and I kicked his windshield and spider webbed it real good as he was trying to force me to leave with him. Then my friends decided it would be a good idea to take me to another ex boyfriends house where I drank a bottle of wine and played with his spoons for a seriously long time until I fell a sleep and woke up 2 days later.