Would it bother you if someone kept taking a crap in your backyard?

I'd ask them nicely to take it somewhere else ,,
and if they did not listen
I would let my dog off her runner
she could persuade them its time to leave
and that crap "I'll take a stick to her "
they keep saying that ,but its funny they have their stick with them in a tree
yelling to me to come get her off them
(yes this has happened before )

I would wait up until I caught them, then shoot em with my pellet gun.

Several animals do, what's the issue??

Yau....unless it is it at the cottage...then go for it.

Why are they in your backyard?

Put up a "no dumping" sign

Let Rex out there to sort them out

Sure, it will.