Please stop comparing every animal in the world to a dog.
Bats are not "air puppies" and otters are not "water chihuahuas" and platypuses are not "duck dogs." Every time someone does that I wanna harpoon them in the face.
I think sometimes you post certain things to see if people are going to [b]TRY[/b] to push your buttons. 🤔 Also, my AC is like a dog that farts out cold air at a constant rate. 🌚
@SW-User I wouldn't say "way better" but cats are marginally more tolerable than dogs, mostly because they're quieter and they don't jump all over you every time you walk in the door. But they still smell, they shed, they piss and shit in boxes, and they want constant attention.
@SW-User Now you know what, out of all the ones I've heard, that one is stupid but it somewhat makes sense. Seals have a similar obnoxious personality as dogs do, and they also have a snout and whiskers and people think they're cute even though they aren't. So I can almost see that one.
