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I Want to Know the Story Behind Your Username

I have this talent for guessing a persons occupation based on their username. I have been accurate 68.99 percent of the time :)
ravenwind4351-55, F
I think you already know mine馃榿
ravenwind4351-55, F
@NewKidInTown Of course it will! What about a brownie?:)
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@ravenwind43 laced with what?
ravenwind4351-55, F
greenmountaingal70-79, F
Mine involves admiration for a historical figure.
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@greenmountaingal ;)
I was at the Alamo last year.
greenmountaingal70-79, F
@NewKidInTown Some days it has felt like my whole life has been the siege and battle of the Alamo...I have to remind myself that, unlike Crockett, Travis and Bowie, I'm still alive.

We're you there as a tourist? I was there several years ago. The Mexican food in San Antonio is truly the best.
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@greenmountaingal Awww....sorry to hear. I read your About Me, and I see you are a survivor.

Yes, I was visiting family in Austin and we did a day trip to SA. We did the riverboat tour, which was more impressive and fun than I thought it would be.
Don't think I haven't noticed that your accuracy numbers keep CHANGING, dude!
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@PoetryNEmotion Ummm...no they haven't. They've stayed steady at eleventy nine percent 馃槗
@NewKidInTown Do I have to keep my eyes upon you?
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@PoetryNEmotion Better keep both of em on me or else you'll go cross-eyed
馃憖
Ok then :)
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@PoetryNEmotion who was your favorite character?
@NewKidInTown The Purser.
NewKidInTown51-55, M
SW-User
Cool. How does it work? What's your way of discerning it?
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@SW-User There is definitely a formula, combined with a hunch. How is your latest writing coming along, the poetry inspired by the forests of NW America?
SW-User
I wish I had a job like that. 馃@NewKidInTown
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@SW-User Take pen to paper and maybe you will :)
Guessing only? Okay, try mine.
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@PoetryNEmotion ok...so not 98 percent correct for me lol
@NewKidInTown No, you did well. I give you 100%. Thanks. :)
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@PoetryNEmotion Merci. Keep doing what you're doing if it makes you happy : )
SW-User
go ahead. just remember there is only one right answer
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@SW-User Your goal is world domination, all from the comfort of your electric easy chair with a hairless cat on your lap, a la Dr. Evil. If I'm wrong, I fear I'm about to be "lasered".
SW-User
@NewKidInTown close enough to get by unscathed. this time.
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@SW-User
SW-User
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@SW-User The benefits are amazing...galaxies, constellations, supernovas.
Just be wary of the blackholes, nasty suckers.
SW-User
@NewKidInTown 馃槣馃槼awesome
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@SW-User when can you start?
SW-User
Pretty boring it is justmerae
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@SW-User I can also predict what you will be doing 5 years from now.
justmerae....leading an aboriginal revolution in the rainforests of South America armed with a golden spear!
SW-User
@NewKidInTown Only if they have invented a Holosuite like in Star Trek in the next five years
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@SW-User oh, they will have those by then. Don't worry.
RugDoll36-40, F
Guess mine.
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@RugDoll Bingo Bango...I'm spot on!
RugDoll36-40, F
@NewKidInTown no. Lol. But i'd love to have job like that.
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@RugDoll feel free to use me as a reference.
Straylight31-35, F
I don't think mine is very obvious.
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@Straylight No, it isn't. Because not many people work the 10:20pm to 6:45am shift guiding lost cats home with a laser pointer. But somebody's gotta do it.
Straylight31-35, F
@NewKidInTown Shit, you got it!馃槻
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@Straylight I forgot your favorite song is this one, even though no one quite understands the lyrics
[youtube=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lcWVL4B-4pI]
SW-User
Go for it...but you already know? Lol
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@SW-User I sense that you are responsible for delivering both good and bad news to people.
And a lot of junk mail! 馃槀
SW-User
@NewKidInTown 馃
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@SW-User 馃
CopperCicadaM
OK. Shoot.
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@CopperCicada Follow your dreams, my friend : )
CopperCicadaM
@NewKidInTown No. I have a different profession now.

Hearing cicadas sing is just a joy in life.
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@CopperCicada Indeed it is : )
Bubbles36-40, F
yes tell me lol
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@Bubbles Easy...Juicy Fruit factory as a taster and consistency tester.
Bubbles36-40, F
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@Bubbles Part time you go to the local junior school and teach kids how to blow bubbles without getting any in their hair
Wishingwellguy46-50, M
Go one then give it a go lol
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@Wishingwellguy Landscaper, with a flare for the colourful and pleasing to the eye. Never met a weed you coundn't unroot. Don't be surprised if Augusta comes calling looking for a head groundskeeper.
MondayschildF
I was born Monday
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@Mondayschild Folk singer, heavily influenced by Peter Paul and Mary, just waiting to be discovered in the cafe where you perform every Monday evening. You don't get paid much, but the drinks are free.
MondayschildF
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@DuchessOfMapleSyrup writer of childrens books, where you inspire them to read, learn, and scare tha bageezus outta them!
NewKidInTown51-55, M
AliceTinker51-55, F
Go on then
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@AliceTinker Life saving ambulance driver who can fix her own vehicle. Always searching for the front lines where you can be of most assistance
AliceTinker51-55, F
@NewKidInTown not an ambulance driver but not far off on the whole.
I doth my cap to you
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@AliceTinker Just a feeling. I'm only correct 98 percent of the time. And 50 percent of the time that's wrong.
summersongF
Hmmmmm 馃
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@summersong Horticulterist extraordinaire who uses time lapse photography to capture flowers in bloom. You were also the inspiration for the musical "Little Shop Of Horrors".
summersongF
@NewKidInTown I鈥檓 updating my CV now :D
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@summersong You're hired!
Wait....what are you applying for?
rottenrobi56-60, F
Try me 馃檪
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@rottenrobi after a brief affair with an Elvis impersonator, you started a horse ranch, which included a few Shetland ponies, just because you like saying "Shetland Pony" very loudly, Thenkyuh...thekyuh verymuch.
rottenrobi56-60, F
@NewKidInTown dude... You have no idea how close this is to my future relationship, and farm. Your stats just went way up. 鈾ワ笍
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@rottenrobi *drops the mic*
Newkidintown has left the building...
PinocchioBoyM
Ok. Go!
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@PinocchioBoy You dress as the Genie from Aladdin, at Disney World, but have always been envious of Woody from Toy Story, especially during the parades. You're considering taking this up with HR and casting.
PinocchioBoyM
Nope. Good guess, though.
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@PinocchioBoy Well, I have a 98 percent degree of accuracy, plus or minus 97 percent
FR0Z3NY0GURTF
What's my occupation?
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@FR0Z3NY0GURT You own a Zombie themed restaurant where the menus are impossibly long and the food the waiters serve might've actually fallen off of the waiter.
SW-User
Go for it! Lol
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@SW-User Daily newspaper cartoonist who's main character, Fwuzzy, has many misadventures in the land of chalk drawings with his friend Simon. Circulation...48 million!
Bless201841-45, M
Guess mine
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@Bless2018 You're from the future to save us from the past. You travel by Delorean.
SW-User
I love these
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@SW-User Lifestyle tv show host about travelling the world trying different food, a la Anthony Bourdain, but easier on the eyes.
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@DarlingSelah Some sort of fixer, bringing everything to a satisfying conclusion, all while whistling away. I'm sensing.....plumber?
SW-User
yes pls
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@SW-User you make yellow coloured snowballs for snowball fights. Although very popular, you never reveal the source of your snow.
Jackaloftheazuresand26-30, M
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@Jackaloftheazuresand Cartographer of undiscovered African deserts. You are most concerned about your field of work drying up(literally), so are considering taking a position at Petsmart in the canine department. Don't do it!
Biffed26-30, M
try me
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@Biffed Designer and architect of green friendly skyscrapers, once you figure out how to get a city permit ;)
Ahh ! What do you think I did ? 馃槂
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@bijouxbroussard Archivist for vinyl music from the 40's and 50's. Almost had the entire collection fully transferred to cassette tape, when cds became popular
@NewKidInTown Alas, no. But that would鈥檝e been my [b]dream[/b] job. 馃槉
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@bijouxbroussard I think I am more dream reader than occupation guesser. I should really change this post lol
MethDozerM
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@MethDozer you have been living off of the residuals for being the stand-in for this scene
[youtube=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9nt0pP8dYVI]
MethDozerM
@NewKidInTown No offence but you're terrible at this. 馃檭
NewKidInTown51-55, M
@MethDozer De-Nile ain't just a river in Africa

 
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