God I hate Coachella. Nothing but an oasis for trust fund babies and douche bags.

The sugary pop hypnotic slick that oozes out of Beyoncé has brainwashed the masses. Even other artists want to copy her obnoxious mind control of pop culture. She’s got people convinced she’s a divinity when at best she’s a great marketer and a decent performer. @BlueMetalChick

@BlueMetalChick she got paid something like $80m by Netflix for her coachella shows...

@Shutterbug Why do people still use Netflix, it's such a garbage service.

I like your idea, who would be your headliner? @BlueMetalChick

@Faintking If I could get them to agree, the Misfits.

Yes please and we need Glenn to show up for this one too :) @BlueMetalChick

@BexEyes I went to Coachella already, dude. I hated it. I go to the music festivals that are actually good, like Riot Fest, Open Air, and, to an extent, Lollapalooza.

All festivals are different. If this one is not for you, there’s no reason to be a hater. @BlueMetalChick

@dumpstermeow I don't actually know if they do that.

@BlueMetalChick the people you're describing probably show up for one afternoon and leave. Regular people are probably more dirt than human by the end.

@User41 Every music festival is soaked in alcohol. They use plenty of other drugs but dude seriously alcohol is always the most common because they sell it at the festival itself. Go to Lolla, or Riot Fest, or Open Air, or Pitchfork, and as many drugs as people bring in, they're drinking beer after beer, or fuckin' canned wine, or Strongbow cider.

@Darnya Not if you wanna keep your teeth inside your head.