God I hate Coachella. Nothing but an oasis for trust fund babies and douche bags.

Three days of drinking cheap liquor out of empty sunblock tubes, wearing knockoff flower crowns and gaudy Daisy Dukes, and taking selfies for Instagram while pretending you're living "boho chic." I should go to Coachella one time just to get into fistfights and knock the shit out of some of these losers.

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Faintking · 41-45, M

Coachella really did turn into a festival to cram pop acts into an outsider platform. Beck, Jurassic 5 and a perfect circle were some of the first performers. Nowadays the crowds only want acts that have controversy around them

BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F

@Faintking Beyonce tried to turn it into "Beychella." Someone needs to smack the fuck out of her already.

Faintking · 41-45, M

The sugary pop hypnotic slick that oozes out of Beyoncé has brainwashed the masses. Even other artists want to copy her obnoxious mind control of pop culture. She’s got people convinced she’s a divinity when at best she’s a great marketer and a decent performer. @BlueMetalChick

Shutterbug · 56-60, M

@BlueMetalChick she got paid something like $80m by Netflix for her coachella shows...

BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F

@Shutterbug Why do people still use Netflix, it's such a garbage service.