God I hate Coachella. Nothing but an oasis for trust fund babies and douche bags.

Three days of drinking cheap liquor out of empty sunblock tubes, wearing knockoff flower crowns and gaudy Daisy Dukes, and taking selfies for Instagram while pretending you're living "boho chic." I should go to Coachella one time just to get into fistfights and knock the shit out of some of these losers.