Somebody said Michael Jackson is still alive. Should I believe him?

Check the store for missing single gloves

It was probably the person that says Elvis is still alive too...don't believe it.

They said that about the lizard king too but I'm pretty sure he's dead as a door nail.

Pretty sure he's dead, wait let me check....nope still dead.

Nah that bleached bugger is long dead. No more kiddy fiddling for him.

Why are there little boys missing?

He said beat it

He's at your door. Looks more bad than he did before.

No. Do you think he would just abandon his children like that?

Well little boys are still being molested...

Yes

He faked his death so Mariah Carey's ex-husband wouldn't murder him over the rights to Beatles music.

Not sure about the reanimation of corpses, or was it a clone?

I wouldn't. Do you believe Elvis is alive and the Earth is flat?

A pedophile like him would be on SW for sure