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I Am Socially Awkward

This cute guy at work spoke to me once. I got nervous. He was telling me about the weather. Then there was an awkward silence. So i said, "sometimes i like to imagine where id hide if there was a zombie apocalypse..."

He hasnt spoken to me since 😓
11knaves11 · 41-45, M
Maybe he's pondering the seriousness of an uprising zombie opposition
11knaves11 · 41-45, M
@DarkSideoftheMoon proper, preparations, prepares, poor, performances. 5P's
DarkSideoftheMoon · 31-35, F
11knaves11 · 41-45, M
User41 · 36-40, M
That’s okay.

My pick up line is “does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”
User41 · 36-40, M
Well he definitely won’t forget you...
DarkSideoftheMoon · 31-35, F
@User41 yeess💪
User41 · 36-40, M
😂
Keraunos · 36-40, M
Topics like this make me glad I live in the Pacific Northwest. People seem skittish and mundane about the weirdest shit in most other parts of the country I've visited.
TheBatQueen · 26-30, F
😂😂😂 you are hilarious , he is the weird one for not liking the joke
DarkSideoftheMoon · 31-35, F
@TheBatQueen i know righttt... EPIC
Montanaman · M
The right guy, the conversation will come as naturally as a smile, he will see the dazzle in your eyes as you talk, the way your lips purse, and curl to one side as you giggle and his heartbeat will quicken, as will yours. 💞
Montanaman · M
@DarkSideoftheMoon I'm not in the fetish community... 😏
DarkSideoftheMoon · 31-35, F
@Montanaman but ur also old enough to be my grandpa mister
Montanaman · M
@DarkSideoftheMoon does it matter, that I'm 60?
I can relate to any age, any gender, on any subject.
I have a heart, I feel emotions, I share my words, my art, I smile from making others smile.
I am a honest and caring man. A friend.

I meant, I like you. Your posts, your photos, your online presence.
Lol, I didn't ask to date you.
Just friends. But if I'm too old to be a friend, then i shall be still.

Kelly.
SW-User
You're not very quiet on here, all cheeky humour aside, do you find social situations awkward?
SW-User
@DarkSideoftheMoon Nevermind me, I have my own troubles other than I try to care about those I talk to. I may never get their gist, but I try and listen
DarkSideoftheMoon · 31-35, F
@SW-User youre a good person
SW-User
@DarkSideoftheMoon Thanks for tonite that matters. I feel you are too and I admire your humour and touch
76starships · 46-50, M
ZOMG, what a great reply. Too bad he locked up on you.
DarkSideoftheMoon · 31-35, F
@76starships well, at work theres a lot of hiding spots. Id need to be near food and weapons. Its a hospital. Probably the cafeteria somewhere
76starships · 46-50, M
Lots of good places to fortify and hide in in a hospital. @DarkSideoftheMoon
DarkSideoftheMoon · 31-35, F
@76starships yes. When that day comes it will be barbaric heheheh
SW-User
He hasn't caught your humour yet. Humour is one, often missing with people, and more true, in my opinion, an acquired taste.
ArianaRose25 · 26-30
Lol that sounds like something I'd do lol
ArianaRose25 · 26-30
@DarkSideoftheMoon Well your on sw so you found a more weird place to look xD
DarkSideoftheMoon · 31-35, F
@ArianaRose25 i think im done looking. Ill just enjoy being single.
ArianaRose25 · 26-30
@DarkSideoftheMoon that's what I'm doing haha
Caprice · 41-45, F
If that’s not a good discussion topic, nothing is. He sounds lame.;)
DarkSideoftheMoon · 31-35, F
@Caprice yea... loserrr
midnightsun · 26-30, M
I would run the fuck away too
DarkSideoftheMoon · 31-35, F
@midnightsun screw you 😭 im doing my bestest ok!
That sounds kinda cute 😏

 
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