I Hate Chewing Noises

well, with that insult, now I've really got the hump! lol

Everyone is annoying when theyre chewing.

*eats toffee with mouth open* ʕ ᵔᴥᵔʔ

My Mrs has same trouble. Some sort of hearing sensitivity. She was very deaf as a kid due to wax, they finally figured out she was deaf not stupid, removed wax, and since she's had this issue :( always have to wait for TV to come on before we can start eating! Lol

The law should allow us to slap people whom eat with their mouth open.

Me too

but camel toes are ok.

Chewing and slurping are horrible. Those noises drive me crazy. Glad I am not the only one.