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Jerk of a snake

so, I've spent nearly an hour trying to catch this garter snake in my little pond.
dreamsicle · 46-50, F Best Comment
Have you tried sitting cross cross apple sauce and playing a flute? He might slither out if you do that.
Notanymore · 36-40, M
dreamsicle · 46-50, F
@Notanymore It’s like I won an Oscar. Should I give a speech? I feel like I should give a speech. I just know I’m going to forget to thank someone.
Notanymore · 36-40, M
@dreamsicle just remember to thank god. You couldn't have done it without him!

curiosi · 61-69, F
Send the dogs in, mine loves to catch snakes. One time she came to the door asking to come in with a snake in her mouth. I screamed and in the confusion she dropped her snake. She got mad at me for that.
Notanymore · 36-40, M
@curiosi nimrod would eat the pond liner and pump
So, what your catch and release successful 😳🐍?

But they have to eat something, don't they. You're a good snake keeper. It's a shame about the minnows. 🤷
Notanymore · 36-40, M
@Notanymore If you want a slice of my life you can read my latest story , called "Skittles............"

I noticed, that you have read a few of them already.
Notanymore · 36-40, M
Piper · 61-69, F
Is he stuck in there, or something?
Piper · 61-69, F
@Notanymore Oh, well that is unfortunate. I hope your "talk" doesn't include killing the snake.
Notanymore · 36-40, M
@Piper i don't kill snakes
Piper · 61-69, F
@Notanymore Oh good. So many people do kill even the ones not dangerous to them at all, just because they fear, dislike or "hate" them.
exexec · 61-69, C
They can be elusive. Do you want to borrow my snake tongs? Just don't hurt it.
Notanymore · 36-40, M
@exexec not gonna hurt him. Just attempting to relocate him and see how many more show up.
trackboy · 22-25, M
you cant get your hands around the snake when you get in the pond?? why do you have minnows in the pond?? what do you feed the minnows?? 😺
trackboy · 22-25, M
@Notanymore so you buy minnows for fishing instead of the ones in the pond? don't they multiply in the pond so you could scoop some out for fishing and there are still plenty of minnows in the pond?? 😺
Notanymore · 36-40, M
@trackboy sometimes they multiply. But they also have to compete with snakes and racoons and stray cats and anything else that would take an easy meal. Plus, I just consider my litte pond to be a pardon of sorts for them. If they ever get too crowded in there, i may cull them out for bait though.
trackboy · 22-25, M
@Notanymore wow, the snakes eat them too. is the snake in the pond eating them? you able to catch the snake yet?? how do the raccoons get in the water?? tried shooting the raccoons?? you pet the cats??

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Its so cute!
Why are you trying to catch it?
Notanymore · 36-40, M
@nonsensiclesnail I'm having trouble with my minnows disappearing
@Notanymore I think you mean *his* minnows.
Notanymore · 36-40, M
@nonsensiclesnail fair assessment
MarineBob · 56-60, M
You could've had this one
Notanymore · 36-40, M
@MarineBob not sure what he is
MarineBob · 56-60, M
@Notanymore water snake
Notanymore · 36-40, M
@MarineBob yeah. I've never been fond of those. They tend to smell like dead fish here
Slithery slippery lil bastards ain't they
Notanymore · 36-40, M
@checkoutanytime faster than he should be and he won't come out of the water
SW-User
i love snakes
i have a corn snake
Notanymore · 36-40, M
@SW-User want a garter snake too?
SW-User
@Notanymore they deserve open space
trackboy · 22-25, M
maybe it will eat the bread cat!!!
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
just lasso the lil fucker, he wont see what's coming
Notanymore · 36-40, M
@MartinTheFirst let me get my hat
Azlotto · M
I would wait till it comes up for air and then grab it.
Notanymore · 36-40, M
@Azlotto he hides and comes up really fast

 
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