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I Hate Public Toilets

happend last summer in our french vacation. they have public toilets there for which you have to pay 1 โ‚ฌ to use. you pay the โ‚ฌ and you can open the door. so my friend and me thought us smart and when she was done we didnt close the door but i entered rigth away.
but the toilet had us outsmarted, just as i had pulled my pants down and was ready to go there was a buzzing sound and the whole toilet started to vibrate and i was about to find out why it was so expensive...

it was a self cleaning toilet, but and there was water coming out of the walls and a fountain from inside the toilet bowl was kissing my butt. at this point i was mid stream and already to commited to stop.

when i left the toilet i was wet all over and my friend asked me if i had some kind of accident.

bloody high tech toilets, next time i just go behind some bush again.
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LeotardWearer ยท 61-69, M
Toilets in Formula1 hotel rooms are similar!
Annie1899 ยท 36-40, F
I had no idea. If I ever get to France, I'll have this information.
SW-User
@Annie1899 you couldn't know if you need money to use the toilet because everything will be in french
SomeMichGuy ยท M
@SW-User ...the Euro symbol (โ‚ฌ) will be a dead giveaway...

Or the fact that the door won't open...

Or the fact that other ppl are depositing money/using a card/etc.

And it may well be that they have some other languages on it.
LittleLisa ยท 51-55, F
So do i i will never use a public toilet i will find a quiet spot to go and do it ๐Ÿคญ
Bungler ยท M
Haha that's a great story..very good
nevergiveup ยท 61-69, M
as i ware a diaper i dont have that problem but a very funny story lol
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NoSugar ยท 22-25, F
@Waymore some girls make it a big deal but its simple enough
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Bluesky52 ยท 61-69, M
my pet peeve is convience store bathrooms that are not clean.
froggtongue ยท M
๐Ÿ˜„ Ha ha! Oh, my. Thanks for the story and the warning.
LUVELACE ยท T
They have since banned public toilets here in Europe for that and other reasons.Calls of nature can be accessed via private complexes which have an attendant and open between 09.00 and 17.00 each day,the locations are currently been loaded into google maps country n city depending
daveal ยท 56-60, M
Too funny, a little gross, but way funny.

Did you send your friend in?
NoSugar ยท 22-25, F
@daveal we stayed away from those high tech toilets
daveal ยท 56-60, M
@NoSugar Smart move
Lordvader624 ยท M
Lol omg
supersnipe ยท 61-69, M
If they are the ones I'm thinking of, they have been around a very long time...about 35 or 40 years. If memory serves they are called 'sanisettes'
ninjavu ยท 56-60, M
Next time you might want to try going in together. Although it depends where the sensors are and what they sense.
PhoenixPhail ยท M
That's what I would prefer to do, too.
I HATE public toilets.
plaguewatcher ยท M
my work has me in the field a lot, I spend about 17 weeks using nothing but porto pots
theexciting1 ยท M
Too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought that you were going to say that somehow, the door locked and kept you locked inside of the toilet...and you also could not escape. lol...
NoSugar ยท 22-25, F
@theexciting1 that would be really dangerous though
simply243 ยท 70-79, M
Hi, sorry to say but that was a good laugh.
scooogy ยท 31-35, MVIP
mmhm what an explicit description ๐Ÿ˜
Skilllickous ยท 51-55, M
thanks for the tip
DDaverde ยท 61-69, M
Oh noooo!!
romell ยท 51-55, M
haha they had known some would come as u ..
luvin2flirt ยท 61-69, M
Lol.... Cool post...Loved it
daydeeo ยท 61-69, M
LOL. Sorry. LOL
Snuffy1957 ยท 61-69, M
LoL I always use the bushes!
SW-User
next time you two go together
Qagidi ยท 51-55, M
LOL!
SW-User
๐Ÿคฃ
Londonguy23 ยท M
๐Ÿคฃ
luvin2flirt ยท 61-69, M
It was telling you like don't pee in me...lol..
PhoenixPhail ยท M
I hate public toilets, too. Always have.
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samueltyler2 ยท 80-89, M
It happened to me in a free toilet as well. The toilet somehow decided that I was finished and just flushed! Unlike you, I have "dependent" body parts and they were drenched! To make thinks worse, the bathroom had no paper towels, only those darn blowers, and the washing area was common to all using the toilets!
IWasCallingYaLarry ยท 31-35, M
You sure you didn't pee yourself lol?
NoSugar ยท 22-25, F
@IWasCallingYaLarry yeah everybody made that joke...
IWasCallingYaLarry ยท 31-35, M
@NoSugar accidents happen :p .
ronisme1 ยท 70-79, M
Wow, that sucked
romell ยท 51-55, M
ugh the water from down below kissing your butt eek
Allelse ยท 36-40, M
Yeah I shit in the woods the other day, much cleaner than a public fucking toilet.

 
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