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This guy woke up one morning and saw his dog lying dead. He put it in a box and took it to the vet, dumped it on the table and asked what was wrong with his dog. Vet said he is dead. Guy could not believe that and asked for tests so the vet brought on a black lab who looked at it, sniffed and barked at it before walking away. Then the vet brought in a cat, it walked around the dead dog, sniffed it and jumped down and walked away. The vet said, that confirms the dog is dead, that will be $200. The guy asked why so much, the vet said he was only going to charge $25 but you asked for tests that is for the lab work and cat scan.