Consistency is the hobgoblin joke::Immediately after Church one Sunday morning,
a man stops to shake the preacher's hand. "That was a goddamned fine sermon you gave today," the man tells the preacher. "Goddamned fine!"
"Thank you, sir," the preacher answers, "but I'd rather you didn't use that kind of foul, blasphemous language in the Lord's house."
"You know, I was so goddamned impressed with that fucking sermon that I put $5,000 in the goddamned offering plate!" says the man.
And the preacher says, "No shit!"
"Thank you, sir," the preacher answers, "but I'd rather you didn't use that kind of foul, blasphemous language in the Lord's house."
"You know, I was so goddamned impressed with that fucking sermon that I put $5,000 in the goddamned offering plate!" says the man.
And the preacher says, "No shit!"
