"An old guy once told me that anyone who hates both kids and dogs must be pretty cool." -Raphael

@SimplyTracie Hey, I'm not saying I've never met a dog I liked. I've enjoyed the company of a few dogs throughout my life. I used to have a border collie named Salty who I found on the beach after he got shot in the leg by a policeman. And I had a bloodhound for a while when I lived in Hong Kong. But the majority of dogs I meet are irritating hyper jumpy little nuisances. It's not their fault. I mean, they're just animals. They don't know any better. But they're still annoying. And SO many fucking people act like complete and utter idiots over dogs. Go watch a horror film. People get mutilated and tortured and dismembered and everyone laughs and says "Nobody cares, seeing humans die is fun!" Then when Cyanide & Happiness made a two minute YouTube video where a cartoon dog gets euthenized, thousands of people unsubscribed from them and spammed hate videos about them for "going way too far" and "making graphic content."