"An old guy once told me that anyone who hates both kids and dogs must be pretty cool." -Raphael

@Your-Daily-Dose Hell, how would I know about being so fat that one is melded into a seat? I'm a bike messenger. If I was that fat I'd be out of a job. As for your "pets", sorry, but keeping a dead vole in your pocket doesn't count. And yes, nothing is so adult and mature as calling people fat online. Exemplary.