So, the guy who came into work last week with a really bad cold & coughed all over everyone...

SW-User

Laxatives in his coffee and cling film over his favourite toilet. Maybe warn a few people first.

SandInMyShoes · 41-45, F

It's only going too far if you follow up with sneezing powder or castor oil.

GJOFJ3 · 61-69, M

What? You can't find any strychnine?

Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M

Keep your friends close, and your enemas closer!!! 😛

Take 2 weeks sick leave and blame him for spreading diseases.

goliathtree · 56-60, M

I would peter whip his coffee mug and give him pictures later, but that would be pretty difficult for you to replicate.

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

Haha, only if you want him to take off work again...

KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M

Wait laxative laced flapjacks are his favorite?

MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F

Just keep a bottle of Lysol in your purse and spray him with it next time.

SW-User

only if they're to beat him to death with. if it's him eating them, it's fine.

AnukBinary · M

Yes and block the doors to the restrooms. And kick him in the ass repeatedly while making horse noises😂

FreshPerspective · 36-40, F

Bastard

tenente · 100+, M

appropriate 🤔

So, the guy who came into work last week with a really bad cold & coughed all over everyone then took this week off on holiday.