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So, the guy who came into work last week with a really bad cold & coughed all over everyone then took this week off on holiday.

Would laxative laced flapjacks (his favourite) be going too far? 😇😂💣
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SW-User
Laxatives in his coffee and cling film over his favourite toilet. Maybe warn a few people first.
Sonnet · 41-45, F
It was a group discussion.
SW-User
@Sonnet: perfect, as long as he cleans up.
Sonnet · 41-45, F
@Onecharmingman: ick. Yeah.
SandInMyShoes · 41-45, F
It's only going too far if you follow up with sneezing powder or castor oil.
Sonnet · 41-45, F
I like you style.
GJOFJ3 · 61-69, M
What? You can't find any strychnine?
Sonnet · 41-45, F
We still need him to be able to work after. We don't want to have to do it.
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
Keep your friends close, and your enemas closer!!! 😛
Sonnet · 41-45, F
Damn straight!
tallpowerhouseblonde · 36-40, F
Take 2 weeks sick leave and blame him for spreading diseases.
goliathtree · 56-60, M
I would peter whip his coffee mug and give him pictures later, but that would be pretty difficult for you to replicate.
Sonnet · 41-45, F
Ummm...
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
Haha, only if you want him to take off work again...
Sonnet · 41-45, F
Least it's not contagious this time.
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@Sonnet: might foul up the restroom though.
Sonnet · 41-45, F
@cherokeepatti: yikes
KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
Wait laxative laced flapjacks are his favorite?
Sonnet · 41-45, F
Don't pick on my grammar, I have the cold y'know! Lol!
KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
@Sonnet: Hahaha of course not! I just found the idea that he enjoyed uncontrollable diarrhea to be a funny one.
Sonnet · 41-45, F
@KingofPizza: *flicks your nose*
MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F
Just keep a bottle of Lysol in your purse and spray him with it next time.
MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F
Ughh, sorry
Sonnet · 41-45, F
@MyNameIsHurl: we'll live. He may not though.
MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F
Hahahaha
SW-User
only if they're to beat him to death with. if it's him eating them, it's fine.
Sonnet · 41-45, F
Fabulous 😀
AnukBinary · M
Yes and block the doors to the restrooms. And kick him in the ass repeatedly while making horse noises😂
Sonnet · 41-45, F
I reckon you've given this precious thought. Lol!
AnukBinary · M
why yes, Yes I have😑
😂😂
FreshPerspective · 36-40, F
Sonnet · 41-45, F
Yep
tenente · 100+, M
appropriate 🤔
Sonnet · 41-45, F
Let's not let things like that bog us down. Lol!

 
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