Coworker scared the hell out of me today

I was reading my smut, getting ALL INTO a really steamy scene, and suddenly there's a man whispering right in my ear, "And then he slid his hand under her shirt.."

I immediately SLAMMED my book closed, thinking that a supervisor had just called me out, but it was just my "work husband" trying to roast me for reading spice at work. 🫠