Theres this girl at work that monotone laughs.

@SomeMichGuy she's just majestic. And such a hard worker.

I have a friend crush.

@Pressure Majestic...a fine word. Extra marks for using that!

@SomeMichGuy she's just...extraordinary and magnificent 😂

@Pressure I got that...but it takes a good observer to see certain things...

@SomeMichGuy i'm a skilled observer.

@Pressure And a skilled reporter of said observations.

@SomeMichGuy i need to share it somewhere

@Pressure ...to relieve the PRESSURE? 😉

@SomeMichGuy there we go 🫵🏼

@Pressure You are a fun, real person.

@SomeMichGuy did you think i was a fake person? I make too many grammatical errors to be a bot.

@Pressure No, I just find you great & refreshing. Real.

@SomeMichGuy awww i think you made my night

@Pressure Not bad for a person with XY chromosomes! lol

I am glad. You seemed interesting from that profile photo!

@Pressure It's intriguing! lol

@SomeMichGuy yeah i definitely thought it was perfect for this site. I think it really captures the "wtf" vibes of the place.

If i didn't know me, i'd ask why she's squatting like that for 😂

@Pressure I think I initially said it made me wonder why you are squatting like that.

@SomeMichGuy yeah honestly i'd want to be my friend too after looking at the pic 😂

@SomeMichGuy i like the awkwardness

@Pressure Are you your own friend?

@SomeMichGuy yes. It's hard to find like-minded people